List of Ray William Johnson's catchphrases


 * Fake and Gay


 * EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, JIZZ IN MY PANTS!


 * Two camels in a tiny car!


 * I'm Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message


 * Surprise But Secks!


 * GEE-ZUS!


 * Zing!


 * Balls!
 * Here's the dildo (NEW)