School'd

School'd is the 5th and final Fatty Spins song.

Lyrics
Now I know my ABC's Next time won't you sing with me

Smart ass done graduated A life time of school and we're glad you made it umpteen years of learning you fought through So we brought you things school really taught you A A is for that Adderall You took cause your study habits bad and all When you were off chuging that B for beer And I C that you got another D of that exam cause you showed up hungover from drinking And instead of hitting books you took a hit of E singing We don't need no edumacation F the library let's go get wasted Awe G whiz now you can't even pass why Cause you came H for hungover from last night Cause school just ain't what it seems to be Next time won't you sing with me

[chorus] This is what your school really taught you

Oh no school gave you issues So I represent yo narcissism When you call your parents and they ask what's up You say I need some money or I need a hug And you hate it 'cause you're so J for jaded Those private school kids done already made it Their always far ahead and they always have their way So take that Adderall but drugs are bad mmm K But when you question school as an investment Remember getting all the L for love as a freshman Which bring me to M All that marijuana you went N tried with your friends In your bedroom smoking felling down on yourself O and remember when you wished you had some wealth So you can skip class and live for free but Next time won't you sing with me

[chorus]

P is for the party and you better enjoy it 'Cause you'll soon be in the Q at the unemployment Like yo R you waiting on the government cheese 'Cause I could have sworn you went and got your degree You should have S for studied more You could have gotten far Instead of chuging long island Ts at the bar You took that easy course you barely have to read in Like U dat's for underwater basket weaving You lost your V card like you didn't really need it but W for writing papers using Wikipedia Remember your X who you met at the kegger You'll forget what you studied but you'll never forget her So Y you waste your time doing all that thinking When you didn't get your Z's 'cause you were out driking

Next time won't you sing with me

[chorus]

Now take your ass back to class